Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140
Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143
Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496
Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492
Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490
Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity!
Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox.
You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya.
Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs.
Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for.
Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society.
Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys.
Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this.
Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them!
Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works?
Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past.
Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself.
Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea.
Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things.
Barbara does what she does best!
Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus.
Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay.
Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves!
Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right?
Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them.
Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively.
The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love.









