Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes.

Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills.

Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game.

The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them.

Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies.

Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you.

Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises.

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why.

It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out.

Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.

Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid.

A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead!

Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes.

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.

Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries.

Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.

During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies.

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers!

Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious.

Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch.

Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly.

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.

Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down.

Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.

A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt.

There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain.

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women.

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids.