What do you mean it’s frowned upon?

Just don’t look at them.

But can’t you two just talk in person?

Dude, please stop talking.

You clearly don’t under – pants.

Don’t limit yourselves, there are so many more options!

Everyone likes fall and pumpkin spice lattes don’t even fucking taste like pumpkin.

She used to be quirky, now she’s kooky.

Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.

Oh perfect, a monthly subscription of complete bullshit.

Can you hurry up so I can talk about me?

Witness one man’s completely unnecessary journey.

Wasn’t that, like, over a decade ago?

It’s a vicious cycle.

Looks like it’s time for yet another unwarranted acceptance speech on Facebook.

Please, don’t get our hopes up again.

Everyone who works here is pretty special in their own way.

Think of all the things you can do with that money instead.

She’s the worst. And she’s everywhere.

Holy shit, am I right?

Stop complaining, you grouchy shit.

But seriously, why would you think I’d click that link?

Female birth control is getting a little out of hand.

Clearly, the only way to fame is murder.

It needs to be biting and deadly.

If only that’s how diets worked in real life.

Girl, we are getting a bottle of wine.

Just take the fucking compliment.

I’m faking you all out.

So close, and yet so far.