Why did Beau D'Iddley and his brothers join the Foreign Legion ? Who put Moira Anderson in the mincing machine ? Who is the rightful owner of Jimmy Hill's chin, and is the gossip too hot ?

High drama at D'Iddley Manor when the lights go out and Lady D'Iddley's precious stone - the 'Pahsing Water' - disappears. Kenny gets a taste of 3D television and Hot Gossip begin to feel the cold.

What has brought Reg Prescott out of his workshop and into the kitchen ? What are Hot Gossip up to at the Masquerade ? And how do you tell the difference between African and Indian elephants ?

Will Sid Snot find a new job ? Why is Kenny in jail ? Just two of the questions answered in tonight's show.

In tonight's show, handy hints from the potting shed with Reg Prescott. An automatic vending machine that's not all it's cracked up to be, and even more astrological predictions from our friend Russell.

Kenny hosts the dino pizza challenge, puts the world in focus and complains to Barry Took when Hot Gossip behave like animals.

In tonight's show Kenny's job interview goes out the window, Cupid makes a rare television appearance with her new record and Hot Gossip lose control.

More handy hints from Reg d-i-y Prescott, Beau and his brothers return from the Legion and Hot Gossip are feeling so naughty. All this and more in tonight's show.