- Intro Joke; Token Cute Animal - Knut.

- Intro Joke; Swimmer who should've taken drugs: Grant Hackett.

* Intro Joke; Bridalwear By Ray's Tent City.

* Before Show Joke; Pg Version.

* Intro Joke; Token Anzac Day picture.

* Intro Joke; Apparent celebrity: Michael Weatherly

* Intro Joke; Special budget analysis: Bindi Irwin

* Before Show Joke; Disclaimer stating The War do not reflect their content as much as Bastard Boys but just as biased.

* Intro Joke; Next ALP candidates: B1 & B2.

* Intro Joke; The Chaser Team dressed by Amanda Vanstone.

* Intro Joke; Political Prisoners of the week: Paris Hilton and Aung San Suu Kyi.

* Intro Joke; Spoiler result for tonights game: NSW 28 QLD 13

* Intro Joke; Disclaimer: Some of the shots in the opening credits may have been set up.

* Intro Joke; First human to catch horse flu: Matt Shirvington.

Featuring the now infamous APEC stunt which made headlines around the world and landed the Chaser team in legal trouble.

* Intro Joke; Only 27 minutes to go until Summer Heights High

* Intro Joke; Now even more silent - Marcel Marceau

* Intro Joke; On hunger strike for Burma - Isabelle Caro

* Intro Joke; Estimated number of Britney jokes in this episode - 37

* Pre-show warning - The show may be offensive to Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders (A common warning on the ABC; in some indigenous cultures, death is taboo)

* Intro Joke; Special guest worm: Richard Pratt

* Intro Joke; Sporting event no one cares about: Boston Red Sox 4, Colorado Rockies 3

* Intro Joke; Late scratching from this week's show: Charles Firth

* Intro Joke; There's a Supreme Court injunction against this gag

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