Justice is served, mayo free.

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Early exploits himself for attention.

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.