They’re shredded in the head.

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.

Bro, your homophobia is showing.

Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.

We all know an anti-sports robot.

Give the gift of lying.

Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.

He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?

He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.

It’s fine to just leave.

If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.

Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.

The perfect braid for getting decapitated.

Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.

It was crazy, but also, it was insane.

Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.

That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?

It’s called hyperactive listening.

The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.

This is actually affecting me. Weird!

I before “e” especially after grief.

Just start a new fucking thread already.

Because you never know when the end might come.

You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.

No one is safe from the sync.

Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!