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It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
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Go ahead. Try this at home.
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It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
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Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
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Minorities have it rough in this country.
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Also playing in zero-D.
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They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
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You meme the world to me.
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The beard makes the man.
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Sing a song of sadness.
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For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
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The only real losers are the audience.
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Can Twilight save America?
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Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
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Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
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The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
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The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
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Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
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The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
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Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
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Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
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Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
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There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
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Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
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Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
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The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
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Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
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More money, more privacy problems.
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When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
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It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!