A cyclist is injured by his own bicycle, a soldier takes a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man has a run-in with a lawnmower. Plus the story of a patient who was nearly killed... by a pigeon.

Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in her earhole. Plus the story of a man who cheated death not once, but four times.

A lady hooks a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor loses a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, re-living a car accident involving a woman and a fencepost.

A young couple's first date ends with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad nearly loses his foot. Plus, re-living the industrial accident that saw a person squeezed through a 13cm gap.

Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade. Plus the car crash victim you would never believe survived.

An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who survived a car accident but woke up convinced he was a Hollywood superstar.

A man is hurt helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom's injury may mean he can't tie the knot, and a kite surfer falls from a great height into a brick wall

A carpenter nails his hand to a plank of wood, a woman crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door, and a fisherman is submerged in freezing water for over eight minutes and survives

A patient has slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, a young lad overdoses on holiday sun, and a man has an incredible near-death experience when he is almost decapitated by a passing coach

A man falls off a ladder and lands on his dad, a woman can't walk after slipping on a crisp packet and there's the unbelievable story of the driver who nearly died when she was run over by her own car