Special Guest: Charlton Heston; Dr Willard Honeywell claims that homosexuality is caused by a virus; The Friedkin Family Singers pay a bunch of money for 60 seconds of fame; Sallie Hayes, whose husband will be executed on an upcoming show.
Gary Burghoff talks about his frozen yogurt stores; the treasurer of HELP (Help Every Little Person), Wanda Ford.
George Gobel, Baby Irene, and textile-mill owner Calvin Proctor.
Guests include Sally Hayes, whose husband is still awaiting execution. This episode also includes clips of a press conference in which various celebrities welcome America 2Night to the UBS network.
Guests include Phyllis Diller and Happy's niece, Joanie Kyne.
Rita Moreno; Former White House paper shredder Pearl Wingate; and elderly actor Chad Brandon describes how he stays fit.
A viewer wins a date with Karen Lynn Gorney ("Saturday Night Fever").
Barbara Feldon and professional escort Jason Shine.
Singers Buck and Harriet Pine; former deli owner Susan Cloud.
Happy Kyne sings "Don't Leave Me This Way". Guests include Vincent Price and entrepreneur Ernest Twilley, who sells merchandise based on dead celebrities.
Guests include the Angels String Quartet, DJ Larry Guy and Anne Murray, who has trouble lip syncing.
Maharishi Maheesh Majipoor demonstrates how to lose weight by chanting. Also: consumer advocate Lou Moffatt.
Vickie Carr; Peanut trainer Emanual Kasinski; and unemployed magician Brandy McAllister.
Sherman Hemsley; Singer Pharoah Fawcett and police sergeant Norman Botello.
Guests include Abraham "Shecky" Stein, a Rabbi comedian and Norman Fell, who has a difficult time getting on the show as he has problems with the parking lot attendant.
Jim Nabors; Irene Huddleston on the condensed form of the Bible.
Gary Coleman (as Little Wayne Coleman); Cindy Williams; UBS programming executive Bill Nickerson.
Jill St. John visits the dentist with a troubled wisdom tooth. The dentist and his assistant perform a song on the show.
Gary Coleman (Wayne Coleman) and Corey Feldman premiere a talk show for kids scheduled to air on the UBS network.
Abe Vigoda tap dances. Stanley Turnbull (Richard Kline) talks about his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy."
Elke Sommer; the three semi-finalists in the City of Merchandise pageant.
Rob Reiner; Urban Poverty Consultant Richard Osgood.
Peter Marshall; David Fairchild tells how to fight fright.
It is all natural and cancer-free! Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Dr. Wendell Dellerton and Twiggy.
Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Marshall Petty and Jack Jones.
Russia expert Arthur Zaprinski and actress Suzanne Sellers.
Alice Ghostly; lounge singer Tony Rolletti.
Guests include The Mission Army Band, and Gardener Toshiro Asaki.
Guests include the Hennessy Family, Roger Miller and Mario Dorsett.
Guests include Jay Longtoe Ballet, Susan Cloud and Arte Johnson.