It literally comes from a can.

The perfect murder mystery caught on film.

Not quite the magical answers you were looking for.

Not the hardest test we’ve tried to pass.

More like guten tag!

Please, please violate my rights!

Not getting out of this one anytime soon.

As if office birthdays weren’t awkward enough.

Bits of another 10 rejected song parodies.

Trust us, you’re not unlocking the mysteries of the universe… You’re just vomiting on yourself.