A Nigerian terrorist tries to blow up a U.S. airliner on Christmas day. The Best F**king News Team helps Tiger Woods find a new religion, and Michael Pollan encourages Americans to eat healthy food.

John Oliver searches for the best time in American history, and George Lucas talks about his book.

Obama finally responds to the Christmas terror plot, and Mike Mullen praises the U.S. military.

President Obama breaks a promise, and Maggie Gyllenhaal watches scary cartoons with her daughter.

John Oliver explains the rules of terrorball, and John Yoo discusses the legal limits of torture.

Wall Street hands out big bonuses, and Paul Ingrassia talks about the auto industry bailout.

Sarah Palin joins Fox News, and Ringo Starr performs with Ben Harper and Relentless7.

Glenn Beck reads Sarah Palin a journal entry, and Tom Brokaw talks about his new documentary.

Wyatt Cenac waits for Harry Reid's apology, and David Walker hopes to reform America's spending.

Larry Wilmore reviews Obama's first year, and Colin Firth recalls floating naked in a fish tank.

Scott Brown becomes the new president-elect, and Jim Wallis wants to take greed out of Wall Street.

Keith Olbermann resorts to name-calling, and Julie Andrews talks about her new movie, "Tooth Fairy.

John Oliver celebrates a huge victory for corporations, and Bill Gates starts Twittering.

Wall Street responds to President Obama's threat, and Jon wants to make out with Elizabeth Warren.

The ACORN pimp is arrested, and Ethan Watters discusses America's impact on mental health.

Wyatt Cenac forgets he's black, and Doris Kearns Goodwin dares the Republicans to filibuster.

Obama joins his political rivals for lunch, and Austan Goolsbee tries to avoid Great Depression Land.

Jason Jones speeds in his Camry, and Brian Williams remembers his prom night with Jon.

Sam Bee learns how hard it is to be a man, and Atul Gawande hopes to save lives with a checklist.

Rachel Maddow eviscerates everyone, and Anthony Weiner fights for health care reform.

Sarah Palin writes notes on her hand, and Jenny Sanford misses the inmates at the governor's mansion.

Richard Shelby releases nominees, and Newt Gingrich discusses the radical Obama administration.

Geraldo Rivera defends Haiti's children-takers, and Willie Mays buys soul food with steak money.

Iran launches pets into space, and Lee Daniels believes in the intelligence of the American audience.

CPAC holds its conservative Woodstock, and Ricky Gervais ridicules Karl Pilkington.

Wyatt Cenac looks into Bank of America's hidden fees, and Jeff Garlin discusses his food addiction.

John Hodgman tries to fix the Winter Olympics, and Tracy Morgan dreams of opening Chickendales.

John Oliver covers the bipartisan summit after-party, and James Clyburn recalls his healthy lunch.

Rick Sanchez covers the tsunami threat, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses life on other planets.

Samantha Bee tries to find Jonah Falcon a job, and Robert Pattinson worries about over-saturation.