According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.
When the house is ransacked during the night,Ted decides to set his famous Kokoda Trap to catch the culprit.
Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and it's not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.
When Craig is mistakenly arrested at a demonstration, Ted's determination to clear the good name of Bullpitt lands him in gaol.
After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.
The bloody woman's at it again. This time she's tarryhootin' around Italy with Bruno's Mum. Then Bruno's Dad comes to stay. It makes a man wonder why he fought and won the war in the first place because Italians wander in and out like they own the joint. The world's picking on Ted as usual.
Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be cause the guinea pig has a contagious disease. A few unexpected guests have to share their quarantine, so Ted uses this time to practice his army re-union entertainment act.
Ted's plans to get rich quick get out of hand when the detergent he's selling proves to be stronger than expected.
After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.
Ted's role in the downfall of Adolf Hitler is vividly recreated when he enters a national playwriting competition.
After Ted applies for the sales manager's job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.
When Ted decides to fight a parking fine, the legal system finds the Bullpitt form of justice unlike any other.
When Ted throws down a challenge to the Guinness Book of Records,the Bullpitt household is thrown into turmoil.