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Alien Imposters The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a family comes to terms with a relative's gay wedding, a couple of racists express some surprising views, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.
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Parole Officer Puppet A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a man in a neck brace attempts to party down, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.
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Georgina and Esther and Satan Two old women battle with Satan, things go awry when a man goes mattress shopping, and dance club patrons are forced to face the truth about themselves.
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Slap-Ass: In Recovery A mobster seeking vengeance on someone who wronged him, a baseball player fighting an addiction to unwanted bodily contact, and Family Matters' Steve Urkel driving a man insane.
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Quarterback Concussion A concussed football player cheering his team on, a man accusing his wife of being unfaithful, and a restaurateur scaring away his customers.
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Scariest Movie Ever Sketches include a vampire revealing himself, the thwarting of a serial killer, and a child getting his wish.
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Sex Detective A detective puts himself in the mind of a perpetrator, a retro action hero infiltrates a villain's compound, and President Obama addresses the critics within his party.
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Terrible Henchman A henchman keeps interrupting his boss's torture session, a speaker at a school assembly discusses his colorful life, and a man tries to prove he's all grown up.
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Aerobics Meltdown Sketches include Stan Lee pitching new superheroes, a man losing his street cred, and a man creating a mnemonic device to remember a parking spot.
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Sex Addict Wendell Wendell attends a support group for sex addicts, a teacher has trouble calming down a class clown, and two jazz musicians have a scat battle.
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Terrorist Meeting A group of terrorists decries the TSA, Carlito tries to prove he's the loco-est member of his gang, and Meegan has trouble finding her seat at a movie theater.