1
Suck it up.
2
The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.
3
It was buried deep inside them.
4
There’s a first time for everything.
5
Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.
6
He’s dead serious.
7
Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.
8
Dig in. Pig out.
9
The most dangerous mind is an idiot’s.
10
The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.
11
Some gangsters give David a hard time.
12
Walk a mile in your own shoes.
13
Jeff covers up a little too much.
14
You didn’t study, did you?
15
For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.
16
Dan tries to go glass to glass.
17
Say neigh to horseplay.
18
They’re not just happy to see you.
19
There are no bad ideas.
20
Love is blind, fortunately.
21
The early bird gets the drunk.
22
The many, many famous people I’ve met are no big deal.
23
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
24
David and Pat are too frustrated for words.
25
Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.
26
Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.
27
Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.
28
We’re not “mad”.
29
Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.
30
The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.