While Ronald Reagan loses a debate to a cheese sandwich, Robert Maxwell ponders the content of tomorrow's newspapers. The Royal Family decide long and hard on a name for the new baby, but one of their number hides a dark secret...

Prince Williams devious machinations continue, while Barry Norman takes time out to interview Dustin Hoffman in his starring role as The Lettuce. The Cabinet struggle to find a response to the latest piece of news when they find all the best answers have already been used.

As Liz Taylor explodes, Donald Sinden tries his best to sell the viewing public a nice cup of Reptiles Bland Blend Coffee.

Prince William's plan to remove all obstacles between himself and the throne continues apace.

It's Rubinovski and Franks - the new crimefighting duo starring a sheep and an anteater - and woe betide the lawbreaker who gets in their way!

Russian Prime Minister Gorbachev proves beyond a doubt he;s the grooviest Russian premier in history.

The magician Paul Daniels chances his arm by hosting the brand new quiz show 'Block Your Odd Bob Mr. Name That Priceslines 2-1'.

The Royal Family frantically band together when they discover that one of Diana's hairs is out of place.

Michael Grade of Channel 4 Television is under attack from the advertising menace that is 'Saatchi and Saatchi'.

Prince Charles receives a vegetable related epiphany when his food embroils him in a heated dialogue.

Enjoying a quiet drink with Saint and Greavsie, Dustin Hoffman realises that he's surrounded by every racial and social stereotype imaginable. There is only one possible explanation - they're all stuck in a Disaster Movie!