Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he sees as life's injustices – even when he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a grudge against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entire country of Canada, the game of baseball, or lemonade-selling kids, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along for the revenge-filled ride.
