"Women accept what they are; Men have to prove it."
"Women know where they're going; Men drive."
"Women are watching the world; Men are watching television."
"Women can bear children; Men can't."
"Women pursue good health; Men pursue good doctors."
"Women enjoy good entertainment; Men prefer good seats."
"Women appreciate creative input; Men appreciate silence."
"Women try to preserve history; Men try to make it."
"Women protect their feelings; Men protect their possessions."
"Women like to communicate; Men like to broadcast."
"Women better themselves; Men better their friends."
"Women are helpful by nature; Men need a court order."
"Women have to cement a romance; Men have a romance with cement."
"Women travel; Men bum gas."
"Women go forward; Men go fishing."
"Women lament lost love; Men lament lost pets."
"Women build friendships; Men build statues."
"Women throw out their garbage; Men catch it."
"Women value quality; Men value size."
"Women value free spirits; Men bottle them."
"Women enjoy church; Men enjoy Sundays."
"Women enjoy good food done well; Men enjoy fast food done cheap."
"Women make compost heaps; Men make garbage piles."
"Women mature; Men ferment."