The best defense is a crappy offense.

To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.

The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.

No holding down B in the pool area.

Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.

Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.

Don't even get him started on Creed.

Overheating is radical.

8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.

It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.

Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.

What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.

This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.

He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.

Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.

He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.

لا توجد وصفة لهذا القسم بعد.

He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.

They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

لا توجد وصفة لهذا القسم بعد.

If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.

He's game ready. And really, really desperate.

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.

We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.

"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.

Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.

He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.

The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.

Our heart containers go out to his family.