It's day one, and the new tour party is pretty unimpressed to discover that tour guide Brendan has decided to start their grand tour with a spot of sailing off the coast of Portsmouth.

The group arrive in Normandy, France on day two of the new Coach Trip, where they make a moving visit to a World War II museum, and then enjoy an archery lesson.

It's day three, and the coach stops in Le Mans, home of the famous 24 hour motor race. But forget 24 hours, the group barely last 24 minutes before being kicked off the racecourse for dangerous driving.

The party arrive in Paris for some horse riding, and then a can-can lesson, which one couple refuses to take part in.

In Paris, Brendan gets lost walking to the Eiffel Tower. And after a fencing lesson in the afternoon, one pair of the tour party find they've been stabbed in the back at vote time.

The coach rolls into Chablis on day six for some adrenaline-fuelled rock-climbing, which the group love, and some fine wine tasting which is less of a success. At the vote one of the original couples get their marching orders.

Despite a fun morning touring Dijon, the group are getting bored of France and dreary afternoon making local mustard doesn't help.

A new couple join the party as they head for Switzerland, where one tour member has a nasty fall on the ice. and another has a nasty strop at a medieval castle tour.

It's day nine, and a scheduled trip up a mountain is ruined by bad weather. Later two tourists get really drunk and make fools of themselves at lunch.

The tour visits Milan, where the group pretend to be David Beckham at the San Siro stadium, and then head to the city's cathedral, where Brendan has a row with a local guide.

The coach pulls up on the shores of Lake Garda, picking up two new tourists, who make it clear they plan to break up the existing voting alliance.

A fight breaks out on the coach as it descends on Vicenza.

In Venice, the group take gondola lessons and relax at the beach. But who will get the yellow card?

En route from Venice to Llubljana, the group go through some spectacular caves and ride a hovercraft.

The group arrive in the Slovenian city of Maribor, where they have fun dancing on a river raft and rope swinging above a valley. Brendan also has his feathers ruffled by a local guide who is more popular than him.

The tourists try milking cows on a farm in Styria, Austria. Brendan enjoys the visit to the local chocolate factory. Later, there is another surprise exit from the trip.

In Zagreb, Croatia, an edible flower-making class ends in disgrace for three of the boys. A visit to the zoo goes better and two new couples join the trip.

Brendan leads the group on a day of country pursuits in Slavonski Brod, Croatia. A new 'celebrity' couple join the tour, and settle in with the group instantly.

One of the tour party takes a shine to the local guide on a museum visit in Belgrade and also impresses everyone with his incredible water-skiing skills. The four original tourists still on board do their best to manipulate the vote in order to stay in the game.

In Nis in Serbia the group are joined by a new couple whose relationship raises a few eyebrows. Two of the remaining original tourists get a nasty surprise at vote time.

The group heads further east into Serbia, where everyone is underwhelmed by a world heritage site ranked as the 77th wonder of the world.

Two new couples join the coach as the group heads into Bulgaria, where they enjoy a pottery class and a traditional bagpipe lesson.

The group are still in Bulgaria, where they learn how to cook local delicacies such as cow's brain. After an afternoon of medieval fighting, the battle continues at the next vote.

The tour arrives in Turkey, where they take a trip to a traditional steam bath.

The group visit the Blue Mosque and the Grand Bazaar in Istanbul.

The group continue their journey around Istanbul, visiting a spice market and taking a boat across the Bosphorus.

The group head along the Turkish coast to Tekirdag, indulging in a golf lesson and olive oil wrestling.

The coach crosses the border into Greece and stops off at the Evros national park, where the group goes bird-watching and gets a painting lesson.

The Greek adventure continues in Xanthi as the group enjoy a canoeing trip and a visit to a local mud bath.

In Thessaloniki the group learn to make cocktails, but later on things get a bit heated when it's time to vote.