Intro Joke; Special budget analysis: Bindi Irwin
* Intro; 2007 Federal Budget.
* Change of names; Craig - Adam Hills, Chris - Dave Hughes, Julian - Hamish, Chas - Andy, Charles - Fifi Box.
* Stunt; The Logies.
o White powder on red carpet.
o American TV stars here for Australia.
o Stealing a logie award.
o Work Experience with Richard Wilkins.
* Ad/Trailer; Segway 1000.
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Pants too low / Underwear too high.
* If Life Were A Musical; "Welcome Back Mrs. Henderson".
* Firth in the USA; Iraq Poll.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, ANZAC tributes, War veterans. Lesson 18: Useful Advice; Noisy Sex, Strawberries for whitening teeth, Home-Made Lip Gloss, Pauline Hanson's taxi fare offer.
* Ad/Trailer; Starship Preposterous.
* The Fixers; Qantas takeover, Wages (directed at Priceline and API).
* Ad Road Test; The Lose Yourself in Melbourne tourism campaign.
