Lisa and her coworkers amuse themselves joking about a case Lyndon is assigned involving a man ""getting splinters"" with a tree on the lawn of the public library. Meanwhile, Matt builds a robot, the TC5-1000, to help out with tedious mailroom chores, and becomes paranoid that everyone likes the robot better than him. Tess finds herself in a heap of trouble when she kisses a little boy on the playground ""against his wishes,"" and is suspended from school. Lisa pays a visit to the paranoid principal, ""Blair the Square,"" and inadvertantly ends up arguing with and mocking him. Finally, she pays a visit to the school board, and proceeds to annhiliate thier policy on sexual harassment.
