Intro Joke; Next ALP candidates: B1 & B2.
* Change of Names; Craig - Paul Vautin, Chris - Peter Sterling, Chas - Ray Warren, Andrew - Paul 'The Chief' Harragon, Julian - Matthew Johns.
* Stunt; Political donations:
o New South Wales Labor Party - Ku Klux Klan Australia: ACCEPTED;
o New South Wales Liberal Party - Man-Boy Love Association: ACCEPTED;
o Federal Australian Labor Party - al-Qaeda Australia: REJECTED;
o Federal Australian Liberal Party - al-Qaeda Australia: ACCEPTED.
* Surprise Spruiker; Channel Nine headquarters.
* Ad/Trailer; Parody of Kevin Rudd's current TV political campaign.
* Ad/Trailer; Roget's Thesaurus movie trailer.
* Song; I Am Thesaurus (parody of I Am the Walrus).
* The Fixers; Fatwas (for Julian's stunt with Shiekh al-Hilali the previous week); responsible drinking.
* What You Missed On Cable; Maury moment featuring 90 year old stripper, comparing ABC TV sports with Foxtel sports.
* Ad Road Test; the Australian Seniors Finance ad where seniors use bricks instead of coins and cash.
