Russ tries to evade Dannii's questions about the lump on his testicle. Bombhead is delighted when Lee suggests that they should get a bachelor pad together. Toilet paper is in short supply in HCC halls as the mystery illness continues to grip the students. Max and O.B. have dates with the twins, but hatch an elaborate plan so they can watch the football, unaware that the girls have a plan of their own.
